Dear God,

Dear God,
I know you’re busy but, I really think you should not allow mothers to get the flu. It is cruel and unusual punishment. Fever for 5 days in a row? What were you thinking? Runny nose, ear infections, cough, body aches? Seriously. And can we talk about why the medications to treat these annoying symptoms cause dizziness? Is that just a bonus? I would really appreciate it if you left the flu for other people, and not mothers. Also, how do you expect us to take care of the children when we are so run down? Hello? And the house?! Have you seen the condition of my house?! It is positively scary! I cannot pick up the house when I am so dizzy! So knock it off, OK?
Thank You very much.
BTW, thanks for letting my mother in law come over yesterday so that I could take a 2 and 1/2 hour nap. That was nice.
Happy New Year,
Cate

PS–I noticed that for someone who has had no appetite in 5 days, no weight loss has occurred. Did you forget? Because I’ll wait. Thanks.

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2 Responses to “Dear God,”

  1. Britt-Arnhild Says:

    LOL. A great prayer. I am sure that God is listening 🙂

  2. Tongue in Cheek Antiques Says:

    I hope he is listening, because when we Mothers get to heaven he is going to have an earful!! 🙂

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